Marriage Jokes

June 20, 2008 at 12:41 am (More Jokes:-)) (, , , )

“Hi. We are here to get married.”

“Names?”   “John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson.”   “Who wants to marry whom?”   “We all want to marry each other.”   “But there are four of you!”

“That’s right. You see, we’re all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship.”   “But we’ve only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples.”   “So you’re discriminating against bisexuals!”

“No, it’s just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it’s just for couples.”  “Since when are you standing on tradition?”   “Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere.”

“Who says? There’s no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!”

“All right, all right. Next.”


“Hello, I’d like a marriage license.”   “In what names?”   “David Deets.”  “And the other man?”

“That’s all. I want to marry myself.”   “Marry yourself? What do you mean?”   “Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return.”


“That does it! I quit!!  You people are making a mockery of marriage!!”


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PMS/ Pepsi Jokes

June 19, 2008 at 9:55 pm (More Jokes:-)) ()

Pretty witty and well Kinda funny Haha just thought i would post these jokes, pretty funny…  

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