WHY ITALIANS CAN’T BE PARAMEDICS

August 19, 2008 at 7:45 pm (More Jokes:-)) (, , , , , , )

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting.  Suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn’t seem to be  breathing,  his eyes are rolled back in his head.        

 

Vinny whips out his cell phone and dials 911. 

 

He gasps to the operator:   ‘I think Sal is dead! What should I do?’      

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:  ‘Just take it easy and follow my instructions: 

‘First, let’s  make sure he’s dead.’


There is a long silence …….and then a shot is heard.    

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line:
 

”Okay… now  what?’

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The ASS family

July 22, 2008 at 8:53 pm (Music Reviews and Pictures) (, , , )

It is the ASS family… Very creative

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