WHY ITALIANS CAN’T BE PARAMEDICS

August 19, 2008 at 7:45 pm (More Jokes:-)) (, , , , , , )

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting.  Suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn’t seem to be  breathing,  his eyes are rolled back in his head.        

 

Vinny whips out his cell phone and dials 911. 

 

He gasps to the operator:   ‘I think Sal is dead! What should I do?’      

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:  ‘Just take it easy and follow my instructions: 

‘First, let’s  make sure he’s dead.’


There is a long silence …….and then a shot is heard.    

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line:
 

”Okay… now  what?’

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Last Day On the Job!!!

August 7, 2008 at 9:39 pm (More Jokes:-)) (, , , , , , )

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Haha Nice, Just like the Toilet house picture!!!

August 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm (Cool Pictures, More Jokes:-)) (, , , , , , , , )

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Messed up Audi

July 9, 2008 at 4:40 pm (More Jokes:-)) (, , , , )

Somebody was either really pissed off or just… Um, really pissed off, thats just rough on the owner.!.!.!

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Motorcycle Child

July 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm (More Jokes:-)) (, , , , )

Really, come on now thats just wrong, this kid will be scarred for life!

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Chimney Pooper

July 9, 2008 at 4:15 pm (More Jokes:-)) (, , , )

Almost positive this is not his house!!!

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Wow This is pretty cool, fun with Cell phones

June 26, 2008 at 6:32 pm (Cool Pictures, More Jokes:-)) (, , , , , , , , )

Ok everyone check out this link to a movie about Cell phones, this will blow your mind…

http://fun.mivzakon.co.il/flash/20534/20534.html

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Once again, not racist, it is funny so laugh

June 22, 2008 at 7:55 pm (More Jokes:-)) ()

Once again, find the humor in this… Or if you want you could even look at the differences in our cultur, maybe even marble at the different but beautiful look that each unique culture brings to this world. I don’t know, once again you decide…?

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By no means am I racist by this picture!

June 22, 2008 at 7:51 pm (More Jokes:-)) ()

Muslim Statue of LibertyOK Ok… So I caught wind of this picture and a couple of things ran across my mind. First being, is this what it would actually be like if America was predominantly Muslim… (Interesting). Second, Do I take a second and laugh or would that be considered bad taste… hmmm You decide?

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Car Points

June 20, 2008 at 1:24 am (More Jokes:-))

Now this is just Funny… Lol

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